As my free AWS tier was about to finish, I needed to find a new home for this page!
I looked for any cheap-but-not-dodgy-VPS and ended up subscribing to the cheapest Hetzner plan. Should still be vastly enough.
Signup and server creation was really fast, even though I got flagged as suspicious and had to upload an ID, the whole process took under 10 minutes.
All the apps *should* be working now, drop me a word if there's any bug.